shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
- Me: *follows really amazing blog
- Really amazing blog: *follows me back*
- Me: oh nooooo
- Me: OH NOOOO
- Me: WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!? I HAVE TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED
- Me: *blush* ohhhh gods,
- Me: oh goooods noooo
- Really amazing blog: *reblogs my post*
- Me: ...
- Me: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, MOM?
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha
I grew up below the poverty line; I didn’t have as much as other people did. I think it made me stronger as a person, it built my character. Now I have a 4.0 grade point average and I want to go to college, and just become a better person.-Justin Bieber